December 2011
1 tag
andrew garfield: why do birds
jesse eisenberg: what
andrew garfield: suddenly appear
jesse eisenberg: no
andrew garfield: every time
jesse eisenberg: oh god no
andrew garfield: you are near??
jesse eisenberg: please stop andrew
we've gone over this
andrew garfield:
jesse eisenberg:
andrew garfield:
jesse eisenberg:
andrew garfield: JUST LIKE ME
THEY LONG TO BE
CLOSE TO YOOOOUUUU
jesse eisenberg: DAMMIT ANDREW I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE
1 tag
“I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born...”
– Sylvia Plath (via stereomore)
1 tag
2 tags
3 tags
3 tags
2 tags
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
1 tag
andrew garfield: babe i have 2 words for u
jesse eisenberg: what
andrew garfield: i love you
jesse eisenberg: that's 3
andrew garfield: no because you and i are 1 :)
jesse eisenberg: get out
1 tag
2 tags
2 tags
3 tags
3 tags
2 tags
2 tags
4 tags
