February 2012
wvnderbar:
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
“If you don’t change your situtation, then you’ll die. Please don’t die.
Don’t...”
– “Commercial for Levi”, Placebo (via ladofthewildeknight)
“Who is the asshole that got me started on the Game of Thrones series? It’s like...”
– @kelleydeal (via kelleydeal)
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
sublimesublemon:
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee?
And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I...
“wow this person should be really honored that im following them. they’re...”
– me, whenever i follow someone (via mentulas)
I believe in Rickon Stark.
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
RIP Tumblr Dashboard Icons 2007-2012
ladyinterior:
You were the only thing that never changed about Tumblr, and now you’re gone.
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
theofficialpageofgeorgeryanross:
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